September 2010
6 posts
IT WASN'T ME, OKAY? :(
Because I’ll never stop getting this stupid accusatory tip until I’ve made an official statement and cleared my good above average name: No, I am NOT the guy in Philly who was caught having sex with a plastic dinosaur in front of two teenage girls. That’s just sick. Now, please stop calling the cops—I’m just trying to blog over here.
Days after Spanish researchers...
No Surprise
So, unsurprisingly, Pokemon White & Black (best known for not combining to form Pokemon Grey no matter how long you leave them together alone in a bedroom with the door closed) sold over 2.7 million copies in its first two days of Japanese release. That’s a 2, a 6 and a 3 with like forty zeros afterward.
People be lovin’ on all them monsters, son! Those googly bastards are...
Polymer Porn
So I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because after setting my lab partner on fire, I was asked with withdraw from the class. But regardless of past misfortunes, if I had to guess, I’d say yes. Damn yes. You? Well, you’d say that I was naive—and that I thought I was strong. I thought, “Hey, I can leave, I can leave” . Oh, but now I know that I was...
LEGO Weed!
Well all that I can say is that I was smoking LEGO blocks before they looked like weed.
B'AWW...
Yeaokay, Sir Terry Pratchett.
Well, I found out something new today. It turns out that one of my favourite childhood authors, Terry Pratchett, was knighted about a year ago—and in celebration he decided to make himself a sword. Oh, but not just -any- sword. A magical sword forged from meteorites. In Mordor. Suck on that one, Sauron!
With help from his friend Jake Keen — an expert on ancient metal-making...