Polymer Porn
So I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because after setting my lab partner on fire, I was asked with withdraw from the class. But regardless of past misfortunes, if I had to guess, I’d say yes. Damn yes. You? Well, you’d say that I was naive—and that I thought I was strong. I thought, “Hey, I can leave, I can leave” . Oh, but now I know that I was wrong—because I missed you! Haha, did I really just quote Lisa Loeb’s lyrics? Yes, if and if you don’t watch yourself I’ll do it again just to spite you. Anyways—WAOAHWIWA—did you hear that? Sounded like a pack of angry Asian women thundering towards my apartment. No? PFFF, you say I only hear what I want to… I TOLD YOU—I TOLD YOU I WOULD!
Either way, thanks to Ms. Rohmer for boring me in chemistry so much that I would actually think that this crap is amusing.
Oh, and maybe my lab mate for enlightening me on the ways that you can pleasure yourself to the periodic table.
