Sep
23
No Surprise
So, unsurprisingly, Pokemon White & Black (best known for not combining to form Pokemon Grey no matter how long you leave them together alone in a bedroom with the door closed) sold over 2.7 million copies in its first two days of Japanese release. That’s a 2, a 6 and a 3 with like forty zeros afterward.
People be lovin’ on all them monsters, son! Those googly bastards are selling like hotcakes. Unfortunately they’re not tasting like them, which is why I threw up after dinner last night. Incessant Confuzzlement used puke in the sink! Garbage disposal is super effective!
