Apr
12
While on your blutooth cellphone headset…
“Oh yeah? REALLY? That’s pretty freaking cra— AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY LEG!”
Introducing, the DRINK CLIP…

The Drink Clip Belt Clip is $5 clip. For your belt. It holds a beverage instead of a cell phone (or in my case, a laser blaster). You should wear it right next to your cell phone, though. Well, only if you want to look cool. And then, fill it with the hottest coffee possible. I’m talking boiling. And with no lid. Just trust me—I’m the king of cool. And just as a note, if your penis catches on fire, you’re doing it right.