Apr
20
What kind of a drunk are YOU?
This is a flowchart that will help you determine the kind of drunk that you are. Well—which one are you? Truthfully, I don’t touch any of the stuff myself so i guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a bunch of terrorists in a plane all by myself? And then I got a key to the country that has yet to work at a single liquor store. No, damn it, I don’t want cheese instead.
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That pepperjack?
