Apr
23
Sheath that lightsaber, son…

This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a photoshop job to me, but it’s awesome regardles because the message reads, “I will not be your father!”. At least, that’s supposedly what it says. I don’t speak French (I’m not gay), so for all I know it could read, “We poked a bunch of holes in the end, EL OH EL!”.