What happens AFTER you save the princess…
You ever wonder what happens after you rescue princesses at the end of games? The exact same thing that would happen in real life. That’s what. Why? Because princesses are only after your coins. Just like the real wimminz. They may say that they love you, but really they just want you to buy them fancy things until they run off with a Brazilian masseuse or tell you that they’ve been lesbians the whole time. Ha, can I see see through you ladies or what? I’m tempted to write a book just so that guys will stop falling for your witchcraft.
CHAPTER 1: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
Women are the ones with breasts but no penis. They smell good but get nervous if they catch you whiffing their hair on the bus. [Add more stuff here as you learn it]
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