We want YOU (to pick up more women) (with your iPhone)
In a recent fake study released by Apple, women are more likely to give their number to a guy if he’s toting an iPhone. Man, and here I’ve been just sitting my balls in a wheelbarrow!
CultofMac reports that a Phones4U survey of 1,500 women found that 54% of them would be more likely to give their digits and date an iPhone owner than a non-iPhone owner and 37% said that owning an iPhone makes a man seem more reliable.
The survey also found that iPhone owners were better groomed, more likely to have a good sense of humor, and better at conversation.“There’s just something about a man who’s good with computers that makes him more trustworthy,” said Lucy, a 23-year-old primary school teacher from London, in the press release. “If he’s got the cash for an iPhone then he must be very good at his job, too.”
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I DO have two iPhones. Does that make me twice as desirable to woman as single iPhone users? No. It’s my natural charisma and devilish good looks. And, for the record, I’m TEN times as desirable to women. Twenty more than fanboys. In fact, I need six iPhones just to store all of the ladies’ numbers.
