Playboy Hops on the 3D Bandwagon
Unfortunately for the porno industry, Avatar has effectively rendered 2D obsolete. This means that this month’s edition of Playboy will feature a 3D centerfold! Just don’t forget to take off the glasses before leaving your bedroom or we’ll all know what you were doing, you perverted bastard!
“What would people most like to see in 3-D?” asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. “Probably a naked lady.”
“In today’s print environment you have to create newsstand events,” said the editorial director of the Chicago-based magazine, Jimmy Jellinek.Jellinek said he hopes the issue featuring centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D also reminds people that for all the infatuation with the Internet, there is nothing quite like having a magazine in your hands.
You know what else there’s nothing quite like having in your hands, Jimmy? Another man’s penis. Love it or hate it, you’ve gotta admit there’s nothing quite like it!
As for me, I don’t need blue and red glasses to see boobs in 3D because I see the real deal. Wait — ORLY?
