May
17
Say, “Adios”, crying!
The Onion Bully is a metal shoehorn that you put in your mouth while cutting onions that’s supposed to prevent you from crying. It probably doesn’t work, but here’s the upside: You look cool. Really, really cool.
The power of the Onion Bully™ is tear science. When you put the Onion Bully™ in your mouth, it actually tells your body to turn off your tear ducts so you can’t cry!
Tear science? I practically invented it. Wanna help me with an experiment? Awesome. Now you stand still while I kick you in the balls. *WOOPF* Are you crying? Success. I smell a Nobel prize!
