The world would be an awesomer place, that’s what. I might even appear handsome for once. And by handsome I obviously mean invisible and hunched in a corner of the women’s locker room. Hey — if you’re gonna dream, dream big (last night I dreamed I had sex with a mermaid and woke up in a flooding bathtub with my peener caught in the drain). Ambien’s the shit!
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rachievegas said:
Peen in the drain? I hope it didn’t turn out like that play-doh hair making machine thing. Poor guy.
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i say: awesome idea.
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