May
26
Braaainnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssss..?
Zombie jerky. Sounds delicious, don’t it? No, it actually doesn’t and I just puked through the gap in my front teeth and the mere thought of gnawing at pre-rotted flesh.
“Zombie Meat,” an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consists of bite-sized chunks of tender blue flesh that, according to the package, has been aged to deadly perfection at the graveyard.
The ghastly meat snack, which tastes remarkably like peppered beef jerky, can be found at select shops in Japan for 399 yen (about $4.50) per pack.
IT’S BLUE?! Now that’s just taking it too far. Everybody knows zombie flesh is greenish/gray. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, NOVELTY JERKY MANUFACTURER! Also — I heard it’s all cats.
Actual picture. Gross.
